Living with a Clepto

Living with a Clepto.

Rules to Living with a Poor excuse of a Klepto; which means they're not really mentally disturbed its just so much as they cant take their eyes off of what you have;otherwise known as Bootleg Clepto.

1. Distance yourself from them. Because once they've reached your comfort zone thats their comfort zone as well.
2. Leave them with no trust or respect. they should be treated like the grovel beneath your feet. Dirty and virtually useless.
3. No counting money in front of them. IDC if its 30 cents; dont do it.
4. Dont invite them to parties. i mean come on; we're talking about a Clepto HERE.
5. You probably should confront them; even though chances are they're going to deny everything you accuse them of because 99.9% of the Clepto population also happen to make up a large number of the Liar population. Who knew, right?
6. Buy better Locks. Clepto's happen to be excellent lockpicks.
7. Dont be nice...that attracts them and gives them more of an excuse to be around your pretty valuables.
8. Dont expect anything at all; especially smiles because Clepto's happen to be stingy and cheap.
9. Leave the lights on when you leave the house. enouph said.
10. Dont bother hinting; they have no conscience.